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Hi there, I’m David. This is my website. I work in music for Apple. You can find out a bit more about me here. On occasion I’ve been known to write a thing or two. Please drop me a line and say hello. Views mine not my employers.

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Modern Romance

3 August 2008

Teen girl: I was so mad at him that I unfriended him on Facebook.

Friend: What does that mean?

Teen girl: I was mad, but not mad enough to break up. This way we can still message each other, but he can't poke me anymore.

Friend: So, technically, would this be symbolic or metaphorical action?

Teen girl: What?

Friend: Nevermind.

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