David Emery Online

Teen girl: I was so mad at him that I unfriended him on Facebook.

Friend: What does that mean?

Teen girl: I was mad, but not mad enough to break up. This way we can still message each other, but he can't poke me anymore.

Friend: So, technically, would this be symbolic or metaphorical action?

Teen girl: What?

Friend: Nevermind.

I know I'm late to this party, but Overheard in New York is my new favourite blog.